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Funny lines, season 2
« Thread started on: Oct 15th, 2003, 3:39pm » |
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Witch trials
Piper: I don't want to connect.
Phoebe: We have to connect.
Piper: I don't to try it.
Phoebe: Okay, but we have to because...
Piper: What?
Phoebe: What have we got to lose?
The other women begin to undress.
Piper: Well, apparently we have our clothes to lose.
Phoebe: I see that.
Phoebe begins to undress.
Piper: No! Wait, what are you doing?
Phoebe: When in Rome.
Piper: No, no, no. We're not in Rome, Phoebe. We're in California and it's illegal here.
Phoebe: It's totally natural okay? Go for it. Come on.
Piper: This is ridiculous. Can I keep my shoes on?
Phoebe: Yeah. But that's it.
Piper: I had absolutely zero, zero information.
Phoebe: Everybody's naked. Not just you.
Piper: And now we're naked!
Piper: It's not what you think. We were just, we were just kissing. That's all.
Phoebe: Piper, you don't have to justify it. You're single, you're responsible, you're way overdue in the sex department. I say go for it.
Piper: I'm not way overdue. Well, maybe a little, but that's not the point.
Piper: (pages turning in the Book) Why does the Book do that? How does the Book do that?
Phoebe: I saw him first!
Piper: Demons now, drooling later
Phoebe: (hearing a voice) Grams?
Piper: (naked) Grams? What? Where?
Rob: Clubs are an extremely high-risk business, Piper. You could lose your shirt.
Piper: Well, it wouldn't be the first time today.
Phoebe: You really think that's the window?
Piper: You said yourself the triquetra is the key, our connection. And besides we keep hearing Grams say the power of three. This is what that stands for. Either that or I just screwed up this wall for no reason.
Phoebe: And we didn't even have to get naked
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Re: Funny lines, season 2
« Reply #1 on: Oct 15th, 2003, 3:40pm » |
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Mortality Bites
Phoebe: Woah! What did you buy?
Piper: Doodie.
Prue: We weren't out of that.
Leo: Well, they're making me work tonight so I've got the afternoon off.
Piper: The old 'gotta save the world' excuse again?
Leo: Like you've never had to use it.
Piper: Uh...
Leo: You're about to use it.
Piper: I wonder how I look?
Phoebe: Piper you look great, but now's hardly the time—
Piper: Not now, in the future. When we went to the past we saw ourselves as kids and now we'll be seeing ourselves walking around ten years older. All the vanquishing? Think of the wear and tear.
***AFTER GOING TO THEIR FUTURE***
Piper: Volume! Where's the volume?
TV: Command recognized.
Piper: Huh?
Piper: TV shut up! Mute! Something!
TV: Command recognized.
Neighbor: Morning Piper. You all right?
Piper: I guess.
Neighbor: Yeah, uh, with your sister. It's rough I know. So don't worry about your little one. I'll get her from school like you asked. But, uh, are you sure you want me to take her to your ex's?
Piper: Ex? As in husband? As in mine? Yes. Yes, if that is what I told you then yes.
Neighbor: So you and he are getting along better now?
Piper: Maybe. Prue? Prue!
Prue: Check me out. I don't just work at Buckland's, I own it. And three others: Paris, Tokyo, and London.
Piper: And you're blonde.
Prue: Yeah. Strange.
Piper: Well, if you ignore my apparently failed marriage, the fact that I'm still living in the manor—
Prue: You were married?
Piper: Was. My daughter's on her way—
Prue: Wait. Stop right there. You have a daughter?
Piper: Yeah. And she's, she's beautiful.
Prue: Of course she is. What's her name?
Piper: Oh, God! I don't know.
Piper: I just wish that since we are in our future bodies that we could have some memory of the past ten years, like how I got a daughter!
Prue: I guess that's a little sample of what ten years does to our powers.
Piper: And to our attic.
Piper: I can't believe you get a limo and a driver and I've still got my same old car.
Prue: You have a husband.
Piper: Had a husband you mean. I'm getting divorced remember? And how do you know you don't have a guy in this time. I've got a kid and an ex. You could have several.
Prue: Exes?
Piper: No, kids.
Prue: Okay, my power isn't the only one that's grown. You just froze—
Piper: Everything! What a difference a decade makes.
Leo: We had an agreement. No magic for Melinda's sake.
Piper: Melinda?
Leo: Our daughter! What's wrong with you?
Piper: OUR daughter?
Leo: You haven't kissed me like that since—
Piper: Since this morning, 1999, remember? You had to leave, I went up to the attic and I came here, the future. If you don't believe me, believe what you feel. Trust that!
Piper: Leo, um, we got married?
Prue: Piper, later! There will be plenty of time for that later.
Phoebe: Why does everyone think that I killed someone? I wouldn't. I couldn't. What did I do, premonition the man to death?
Prue: Look at me. Okay, I'm booked with work, I'm about to lay off countless people with a flick of my pen, no man to speak of...
Piper: Maybe you're just picky.
Piper: Tell me again exactly how screwed we are?
Prue: Pretty screwed.
Piper: Thanks
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Re: Funny lines, season 2
« Reply #2 on: Oct 15th, 2003, 3:43pm » |
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The painted world
Piper: No, I mean it. She’s a walking brain trust. An Einstein with cleavage. She cast a spell on herself, Prue. A smart spell.
Prue: Stop. You're obsessing.
Piper: Well it runs in the family.
Prue: I don't obsess. I think. Intensely.
Piper: (about the man trapped in the painting) At least he's safe from building inspectors. I can't imagine that castle's up to code.
Piper: I think I'll just be going now—
Phoebe: See, even the middle sister, the one that's supposed to stay neutral when it comes to family problems, checks out on this one.
Dan: You've got code violations.
Piper: I've got the War and Peace of code violations.
Piper: I have plenty of experience.
Dan: Really? With sex?
Piper: No, um, I mean... talking about it.
Piper: What's wrong with you?
Phoebe: Nothing.
Piper: No, you are like ask-rain-man.com.
Piper: I don't want to live forever. I don't want to spend the rest of my life trapped in a painting hanging on some wall wearing a broken shoe.
Piper: I can't reach the window because if I lean forward I am sliced and diced.
Piper: If we get out of here alive, you own me a new pair of shoes.
Phoebe: The human reproductive system? Wait, and your uncle wanted Piper to help you out with this?
Prue: I thought he was an innocent. I thought he needed help.Piper: I’m not talking to you... forever
Phoebe: I read "jeet-kune-do" manual earlier today. I think that makes me a black belt. (he blinks and appears behind her... she kicks him again) Actually, make that a seventh degree black belt. I’m a master.
Phoebe: Oh, I used the very complex, very different kind of smarts Prue: You picked his pocket.Phoebe: I picked his pocket.
The Devils Music
Piper: All this freeing and destroying, is this between sets, or during the encore?
Piper: You wanna know what the real problem is?
Phoebe: Oh do tell.
Piper: Never mind.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Piper: You have time to follow baseball but you don't have time to tell me about you know what before you know who shows up you know where?
Piper: I wish we could just stuff his head in a toilet and make him cough up the demon.
Phoebe: Aww, sweetie, are you still upset with Leo?
Piper: I was talking about Carlton.
Phoebe: I can't keep up.
Morris: What's going on here?
Prue: You're arresting a kidnapper.
Phoebe: And rescuing his victims. Good job.
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